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May 6, 2026 at 4:32:42 AM
What's The Best Band of 2004?:
Nuclear Rabbit
It's a creature of habit like a chicken or a rabbit, a slight variation of a household occupation. A freak mishap of chemical negligence has spawned a race of hamsters with a super human intelligence!
They breed in the evening, read the paper in the morning - they are not quite aware that they are men in gerbil clothing.
Domestic in nature, this peaceful little creature can have a career as a doctor or a teacher!
As I demonstrate my theory, I can calculate it clearly...withdraw this meager species... the hamster...
Science mistakenly made a mess and put this animal out of text - accidental experimentation extend-o-noodle, rat-like animal must die!
A standing ovation, a cross pollination of a hamster and a human, an odd combination...a pea-sized brain now the size of a shoe. A family pet, a business man, a short-tailed rodent?
You will rarely see the these hamsters on an exercise wheel: they are highly advanced with no cardiovascular feel. More important is work, and this they excel! Can we market these rodents and sell, sell, sell!?
As I exercise my theorem, I will dissect this hairy rodent: remove it's mutated grey matter... behold! Will I kill this unfortunate beast? Does it matter to say the least?
For society doesn't give a shit about those poor gazelles in Africa either...